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oh my god... so i made this account a couple of weeks ago, when i thought my scanner was working. BUT NOOOUUUU....it just had to be retarded. and my PARENTS are not getting me a new one...so im sorry if i look like a complete newb because i have no deviations D:. im really into mw2, red vs blue, halo and yaoi also, since im new here, anyone wanna tell me how to do smileys like ohohoplz and awesomefaceplz?